(n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.
John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
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A ring tone, typically used on a cell phone, that plays music, especially in the hip-hop, R&B, or rap genres.
Jeana was so embarrassed when she forgot to put her phone on vibrate and it started putting out a Snoop bling tone during her presentation.
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I'm feeling that new video game, how many bling smacks is it gonna run me?
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by MastaRoe May 15, 2011
Get the Bling Smacks mug.1) verb: in the game of beer pong the act of a girl attempting to blow a spinning ball out the cup at the same time that a dude is attempting to finger a spinning ball out of the cup
2) noun: blinger is the act of a man receiving a blow job at the same time as he is fingering the woman
3) verb: the act of performing the sexual act known as a blinger (see definition 2)
2) noun: blinger is the act of a man receiving a blow job at the same time as he is fingering the woman
3) verb: the act of performing the sexual act known as a blinger (see definition 2)
1) Seriously - is that legal? That was a blinger. Check the laminated rules
2) That girl's cooch was so nasty that when she asked me to 69 her I made her settle for a blinger instead
3) Bling her? I barely even know her - but I certainly would never go down on her
2) That girl's cooch was so nasty that when she asked me to 69 her I made her settle for a blinger instead
3) Bling her? I barely even know her - but I certainly would never go down on her
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