blanket condom

Tightly wrapped blankets around a person

I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!

by Glenny Baby May 3, 2018

Blanketable

Foldable, flexible, yohanable to fit the mold or the desired configuration in a way that provide comfort, warmth and satisfaction.

Talking to you on social media, I had no idea how blanketable you actually are in person!

by Encyclopédie August 16, 2022

Penguin in a blanket

Penguin in a blanket is a term to use when your tired of school and want to be a "Penguin in a blanket"

hey Jay, im such a Penguin in a blanket.
Oh you definitely are haha.

Son quit being a Penguin in a blanket and do your homework!
But dad, i already did!

by anon2201_hun January 31, 2021

sweaty blanket

When as much sweat as possible is saved up in a blanket or bed sheets wring the sweat in a five gallon bucket. Keep the the buck hidden and uses febreze on it until it is full. Finally, when your significant other is performing intercourse with you, slowly pick up the bucket and drench her with the sweat.

Dude, my girl swallowed the whole sweaty blanket last night!

by skallywag99 December 16, 2014

blanket snapper

One who sends a snapchat to all of his or her contacts.

Jules sent me this wicked snap!

Yeah I got the same one, what a blanket snapper!

by Coop Sm1th February 24, 2017

waterproof picnic blanket

An obvious euphemism for an outdoor, wet-weather orgy.

Janet and Bill have invited us to a waterproof picnic blanket on Saturday. I said we'd go if we've got nothing on.

by L0lWh0t August 16, 2022

OSB blanket

Sarcastic term for da infamous "government-surplus cheese" equivalent in da bedclothes-department --- i.e., da heavy rough scratchy deplorably-crappy grayish-purple "compressed and fused lint-balls" comforter dat da State doles out to indigent individuals/families during da colder months, and dat usually falls apart after just one season.

I can certainly see how ground-up-cloth-remnant blankets would indeed likely be comparatively cheap to produce, but real cloth is much sturdier and longer-lasting, and so it seems to me dat it would actually cost Uncle Sam less in da long run to give low-income folks actual-woven-fabric "layers of warmth" instead of those lousy-a** OSB blankets, since they would not have to keep being replaced with new ones so often.

by QuacksO October 9, 2023