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Zenzi

1.The Top Definition.
2.Its used when you absolutely know nothing about a meme and your friends tell you the meme thats unknown to you and you say "well do you know Zenzi?" which is a fake meme.
3.Trying to look cool knowing a meme they don't.
4.When you meme doesn't make sense so you put it in the Zenzi category.
Example for number two
Guy 1 "Do you know that (new meme you don't know here) Guy 2 "No But have you heard of Zenzi"
Guy 1" The hell is zenzi?" Guy 2 "its not fun if i tell you"
by Definy July 11, 2017
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Zenya

A person who you can easily make friends with. Is very nice and empathetic. Would most likely be quiet but quirky and very intelligent.
Friend1: Zenya, I love the hat you're wearing.
Zenya: Heh, thanks. It reminds me of a squid
by MrDogeDood July 3, 2020
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Zenti

Perhaps the greatest clan of human beings to walk God's green earth. If you ever have the pleasure of calling yourself a Zenti, know that you've earned a rank unbeknownst to most sentient life forms. Good job, soldier.
"Man that fool's hella raw."
"Yeah 'cause he's a Zenti."
"Oh I understand."
by The rawest fool alive February 25, 2010
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zenny phenomina

a member of the christian grindcore band lucifer rocks dolce and gabbana. She is the main "Breeter" for the band. She is known for her myspace pictures and outrageous dressing. She also owns the main inspiration for the band, her wolverine Julian. Zenny also attends a christian private school in the ocean State where she is constantly given detention for her flambuoyant dress.
KG:"Yo have you heard Zenny Phenomina's breeting in the new LRDG album?"
JJ:"YES! she has great voclas. LRDG is my favorite band ever!"
by Sheannnen June 10, 2008
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Zeno's Paradox

A paradox in applied philosophy analogous to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle.

Tenet 1 - Advice or information taken from Zeno at face value will always be wrong.

Tenet 2- Investigation or contestation of any information taken from Zeno will always show it to be correct.

Corollary to Tenet 2- When such a contest is resolved in Zeno's favor (as it always will be) the contesting party will be severely mocked.

Therefore, interaction with Zeno will always result in the interacting party coming away wronged or mocked.
A bargain leather jacket was purchased on the basis of Zeno's insistence that it was real leather. As it turned out, it was not real leather. Forty dollars was lost when a hot fork punctured a whole in it.

But mocking ensued when, despite everyone's doubts and harangues, Zeno's method for estimating hourly television power costs turned out to be completely correct.

According to Tenet 1 of the paradox, if the leather jacket had not been purchased, it would in fact have been real leather.

According to Tenet 2 of the paradox, if Zeno's method for power estimation had not been knocked, the estimates it provided would have been grossly erroneous.
by Piggus McKenzie November 18, 2004
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zenis

Zipper penis = zenis. The bulge on one's jeans, usually girls', caused by a lumpy zipper.
Ugh! These new jeans make me have an intense zenis.
by Tien N. February 29, 2008
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Zennial

A person born between 1998 and 2003. This is a micro-generation between Millennial and Zoomer. Zennials often have the same childhood as young millenials but also got modern smartphones not to late in their childhood.
I was born in 2002, but I’m not a Zoomer, I’m a Zennial
by Jay shieldstone October 23, 2019
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