by jesuUS69 June 1, 2022
Get the the japanese girl reading this mug.This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture
by CHOPFINGER December 6, 2021
Get the let me read my book mug.When someone only reads half of something. Especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for major planning, but this can be heavily resisted by introverts. They will not answer and then respond with a text, thus beginning a vicious cycle.
Bro #1: "Where you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.
by Yeti remains March 10, 2022
Get the Half Read mug.A literary novel that is deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.
A good Beach read takes the pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
A good Beach read takes the pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022
Get the Beach Read mug.A classic Beach Read is a novel deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually, someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.
A good Beach Read sets a pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
A good Beach Read sets a pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022
Get the Beach Read mug.by semen eater 43 March 29, 2022
Get the If you are reading this your gay as fuck mug.Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.
Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.
Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.
Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.
by Derra April 1, 2022
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