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toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.
I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.
by SouthJaw July 13, 2012
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Wiki Warring

When you edit a page on Wikipedia and suddenly everyone's arguing on a page until the edits are deleted
Wiki warring was probably the dumbest shit we've ever done.
by YoyKnowWhoThisIsTrustMe June 9, 2015
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lust waiting

Lust waiting is when someone waits in lust for another person, or significant other, usually in their bed.
"Dude, I've been lust waiting all night, and I don't even have a girlfriend! I need a life..."
by Dani Howell November 19, 2015
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dog warming

It's kind of like Global Warming but instead of greenhouse gasses destroying the atmosphere, a lapdog destroys the sense of coldness in your lap
My dog is the number 1 reason for dog warming
by uNiCoRnLooP June 28, 2016
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Flowers waiting to bloom

FWTB

A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.

A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.

Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:

A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and

B) Requires Zero work what so ever.

And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
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Fallout Warning

The act of announcing to anyone in the room to not enter the toilets for a specified length of time after taking a particularly heinous dump
Person 1: I'd give that about 20 minutes guys, I just deported some Romanians

Person 2: Thanks for the fallout warning
by CaptainInnuendo August 8, 2017
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BS Warding

When someone constantly over-exaggerates stories as an attempt of social benefit. Unfortunately it usually backfires with listener end up shaking their heads in disbelief.
“Not only did my dad put a V8 engine in his Mini moke, we went to a water park too.”

Oh really? that’s crazy how an engine would fit inside such a small car”

“Yeah it’s pretty great, we drove over to the skate park in it and decided to take it up a ramp and we got air”

“Right… you’re obviously BS Warding.”
by cobalt4300 August 24, 2017
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