Open Porthole

When you take a dump so large and exhausting that it takes a while for your anus to fully return to full tension.
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open

Holy f**k that was a tough one, I think I have an open porthole
I better not take a bath, I might fill up

by CaptainInnuendo August 08, 2017

Free some Syrians

To take a shit

I'll be back in five minutes, I have to go Free some Syrians

by CaptainInnuendo October 22, 2017

Deport some Romanians

To take a massive shit

Hey dude I'll be back in 5 minutes. I have to deport some Romanians.

by CaptainInnuendo August 08, 2017

Fallout Warning

The act of announcing to anyone in the room to not enter the toilets for a specified length of time after taking a particularly heinous dump

Person 1: I'd give that about 20 minutes guys, I just deported some Romanians

Person 2: Thanks for the fallout warning

by CaptainInnuendo August 08, 2017