wanker
Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.
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Wankerisims by Stephen Mangan September 15, 2003
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wankerdom
A sense of futility, a place to consign the grey masses you encounter who rob you of time, your life.
Could be an intense vocation, but given the chemicals exuded some light aromatic compounds and toiletries ought to be provided.
Would make a really entertaining Olympic medal, in a private sort of way.
Sorry that was wankish or is it wankerish?
Could be an intense vocation, but given the chemicals exuded some light aromatic compounds and toiletries ought to be provided.
Would make a really entertaining Olympic medal, in a private sort of way.
Sorry that was wankish or is it wankerish?
Looking back on the amount of possible recorded telephone calls that some company maybe did to help improve their service, once my eardrums had been re-calibrated due to the volume of the piped phone music and after my third attempt to press the most suitable options availble, all of which were crap, sorry unsuitable, I decided that either I had been or they should be condemned to wankerdom.
wankerdom by antonilegrand December 28, 2005
Wanker
Someone who is "full of shit", or "full of themselves", as opposed to wank} which means to [masturbate. The inference is that they are so in love with themselves they are self-masturbating. Commonly used in Australia to "take the piss" out of people.
Wanker by luxetraveller July 9, 2014
wanker
A word Americans use to seem cool but it just makes them look gay because they don't have a fucking accent.
wanker by youfuckingcunttbh April 15, 2017
Christmas Wanker
Someone who rejects Christmas and refuses to have fun just because it is Christmas. They will not allow decorations in an office environment for some poor reason like "it makes the place look untidy".
Christmas Wanker by Stege December 7, 2011