vaginocracy 

A workplace, or any large group, consisting entirely of women.

"Poor Bob. I mean, his new job pays well but he works in an utter vaginocracy."

vaginocracy by Urban Dictionary May 24, 2005

Inverted Vagina

Often confused with the micropenis, an inverted vagina resembles a penis, but is much shorter. The inverted vagina is commonly found on males, however, it can be observed on both genders. It is a common misconception that the inverted vagina still acts as a vagina. Despite its name, the inverted vagina enjoys being the penetrator. WARNING: During intercourse, the inverted vagina has been known to infiltrate the penis and destroy the penis from the inside. USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING WITH INVERTED VAGINA. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES, MOUTH AND SMALL CHILDREN.

"Check out Cole's micropenis"
"No way dude, that is an inverted vagina, I don't fuck with them."

Inverted Vagina by Zt2 April 16, 2015

vagina smacks 

The sound your vagina makes when your walking.

Haven't you ever wondered what that was called. Like your walking and your like whats that sound my vaginas making. Well now you know its vagina smacks.

vagina smacks by Ericka May 30, 2006

vagina wig 

On The L Word Jenny gets a bad review from Curve magazine writer Stacy Merkin. Jenny visits the Curve magazine office and refers to Stacy Merkin as a "vagina wig." What exactly is a vagina wig?

A vagina wig, also known as a merkin, (hence the Stacy Merkin reference) is exactly as the name implies, a wig worn over the pubic area. According to Wikipedia, merkins were worn by prostitutes beginning in the 1600s after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis.

Shane (while facing Stacy Merkin): Are you the vagina wig?

vagina wig by nikkopotamus March 5, 2009

purple vagina 

1) Similar to blue balls but for members of the female gender.

2) Sexual frustration.

Robin: Last night I was hooking up with a guy, and he gave me purple vagina, and then he refused to finish me off!

purple vagina by Brown Eyed Girl May 28, 2005

Vagina 

Vagina is the gateway to paradise and heaven or could be the gateway to child support and depression. You never know, so becareful guys and now you may "Enter the Dragon." Wait, fuck the dragon and "Enter the Vagina." Much better.

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Vagina by Grand Master Cocky December 8, 2009

vaginal secretion 

that white creamy slippery stuff that makes sex interesting

i thought i had a lot of cum, but it turned out she was leaking from her pussy.

vaginal secretion by dickie boy January 21, 2005