Tweeter

The tiny speaker in one's audio system, not to be confused with some social media douchebag.

I blew the tweeters last night while blasting Led Zeppelin.

by Labial Licker April 2, 2021

Teets Tuesday

The national day of Teets. Every Tuesday shall be Teets Tuesday! Eat your bananas!!

Wake up, it’s Teets Tuesday!!!!

by BananaMan69999 April 14, 2021

Theets

an extremely stupid friend group full of imbeciles

Jimmy: "look over there, those guys are such theets"

by jenthehater2021 April 17, 2021

Teets Daleets

Basically this phrase can be used at anytime, when you see some thing funny happen you say "teets daleets" to your buddy.

yo..... teets daleets!!!

by flack jacket May 20, 2021

Tweedster

A person who takes a hit of weed or dabs and immediately starts doing physical labor at light speed.

She's a tweedster, but the house is spotless!!

by Tac2thaO August 7, 2021

Tweesdom

Twitter wisdom

He's been on twitter for so long, his tweesdom is to be admired

by PostmodernLinguist September 14, 2021

Tweetbelt

A Tweetbelt (Tweet-Belt) is the action of not commenting or commenting #tweetbelt in reply to a incorrect or ridiculous claim made on social media platforms. This safety device is designed to secure you against the harmful movement that may have resulted during a collision with replies to a factually correct comment you might have made.

Idiots Post: “Over the last year immigration has doubled… and so have the number of cases of venereal disease in donkeys!!! Coincidence??? I THINK NOT”

You: #tweetbelt (then ignore any reply if you get one).

by Dan Iro August 14, 2021