Twat Knocker 

someone who is incredibly annoying or is just terrible at doing simple things such as everyday tasks.

Guy 1 "How do I-"
Guy 2 "YOU JUST PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE YOU TWAT KNOCKER!!!!"

Twat Knocker by knockknockknock April 6, 2014

Twat Flop 

- Regarding female arousal; a person who causes sex drive and arousal to diminish in an instant.
- A boner killer for women.

"So I was totally about to hook up with Mike last night, until he took his pants off. Total twat flop."

Twat Flop by vulgaroblivion March 6, 2015

Twat stomp 

It's like the hokey pokey, but with vaginas.

Wedding guest: can you play the twat stomp?

Wedding dj: sure, right after the chicken dance!

booty dance pussy

Twat stomp by Blarc July 11, 2016

Twat-Knocker 

when your man is going down on you and once he looks up to watch you cum you punch him square in the face.

"Did you see Matt today ? his face is all busted; I bet his wife Twat-Knockered him"

Twat-Knocker by singletracklife June 10, 2016

Twat Snot 

Vaginal discharge

Your panties have twat snot all over them

Twat Snot by Hezra79 February 5, 2017

twat bat 

a small bat used to smash peoples fuckin faces in.

"im gonna fucking twat bat u"

twat bat by Onikage October 7, 2006

Twat Badger

A really nasty, annoying, or stupid person. A combination of twat and badger. So it could be either a sex pest, or female genitalia twice over for emphasis.

<Driving. Cut up by some idiot>
You twat badger!

Twat Badger by Simonster June 11, 2006