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toothbrush

An item that is an average of 8 inches long, and is enjoyed by both genders. It is stuck into a moist, warm and sticky and bacteria-filled environment. The rubbing of the sides of the opening can create pleasure to anyone. After two minutes, the pulsing, throbbing motion will stop, and when pulled out, will leave a white, frothy and sweet substance that are made in tubes. Your mother will have a 69% chance of asking you to do it again. "Not Clean Enough!"
Dirty minds kids! It's a toothbrush.
by Professor Harold James (PHD) November 18, 2021
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dirty-tooth

Someone with really bad dental hygiene, so bad that you can visibly see black stuff/plaque/dirt around their teeth and gums.
Check out dirty-tooth over there, should I drop him some floss?
by S/P/H April 25, 2008
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Virgin Toothbrush

A toothbrush unsoiled from the mouth of others.
John: I need a toothbrush, I forgot mine at home.

Mary: Here, have mine!

John: But it's used!

Shelley: I just went to the dentist, this one a real virgin toothbrush.

John: Thanks.
by Elsbethromeo September 13, 2009
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Egg Tooth

An ugly, unsightly bulging tooth that is shared both by birds, snakes & some unfortunate humans. Used to crack open eggs during hatching.
Shelby had the biggest Egg tooth around, sometimes at the beach you can see him running with the seagulls cracking eggs with his amazing egg tooth.
by imsoDANKbro November 6, 2009
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Sabre-Toothed Cougar

A pathetically old cougar; a woman way too old to be out on the prowl.
Did you see how old the woman Rick went home with was? Fuck, I swear, she was a sabre-toothed cougar!!!
by Mortimer Overhill October 18, 2011
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The Toothbrush Incident

A video of TikTok Denver celebrity, Daniel Larson, made for his celebrity crush, Grace Vanderwaal. The video involves a naked Daniel sticking a toothbrush into his rectum, taking it out, and then brushing his teeth with said toothbrush.
“Hey have you heard of The Toothbrush Incident yet?”

“What’s that?”
I don’t want to say, just read the Urban Dictionary entry.”
by literally done September 29, 2022
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Taking her toothpaste

Taking a girls Oral Virginity. Eating her out for the first time. Oral V sounds like Oral B which is a popular toothpaste brand name.
Yo Brown! Did u take that girls toothpaste last night?

I'm taking her toothpaste tonight!!!
by Dr JJ Smiles December 25, 2008
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