by eflatus August 8, 2009
Get the Magic Toaster mug.When a man cums in a woman after sex and she doesnt shower until the next morning. Her vagina looks like a cold cheese toastie when you open it up to have a look
He came in me last night and i waited till the morning to shower, when he went down to have a look it was like a cold cheese toastie
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(V): The act of farting in an elevator as you step out, thereby leaving a present for future riders to enjoy.
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009
Get the toaster oven mug.When a female farts doo-doo feces and male excrement onto her partner. A sexual move used by the Ancient Hawaiians.
"Susan gave me the best Rusty Toaster last evening"
"There's cum and poop on my peenus because Carol gave me such a rusty toaster."
"There's cum and poop on my peenus because Carol gave me such a rusty toaster."
by TargusTargus13 June 23, 2009
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Get the Sexy Toast mug.Used to express the opinion or knowledge that a statement or belief is incorrect or purely lies. Often used as a playful and polite substitute for shouting 'bullshit'.
This originates from my mothers' explanation about the smell of toast in and around her home. It turns out that her new neighbours are spreading the notion that, because the street is built overlooking a British civil war battleground, the smell of toast is a remnant of the troops cooking breakfast before the battle a few hundred years in the past. In essence, the smell is described as being 17th century civil war ghost toast.
This originates from my mothers' explanation about the smell of toast in and around her home. It turns out that her new neighbours are spreading the notion that, because the street is built overlooking a British civil war battleground, the smell of toast is a remnant of the troops cooking breakfast before the battle a few hundred years in the past. In essence, the smell is described as being 17th century civil war ghost toast.
"All birthmarks on your body are from wounds received in previous lives" stated Linda.
"I'm calling Ghost toast on that one" replied Dan
I smell ghost toast
I'm not taking one more bite of your absolute ghost toast
That's utter ghost toast
"I'm calling Ghost toast on that one" replied Dan
I smell ghost toast
I'm not taking one more bite of your absolute ghost toast
That's utter ghost toast
by EarthFromObserver February 2, 2014
Get the Ghost toast mug.The male specimen took out his toaster. He began to butter his toast and prep it for the toaster. Said toaster was broken due to technical difficulties, so the being had to press the switch up and down til the toast became nice and crispy and the butter exploded from the device. (buttered toast)
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