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the pineapple

A descriptor for a job that nobody wants to work and someone inevitably gets stuck doing against their will. A reference to the movie Little Nicky when Satan crams a pineapple up Hitler's Bunghole.
The Slurry pit full of hog manure needs cleaned out... Who's going to take the pineapple and clean it up?
by Alphasniper May 1, 2007
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The Piglet

Similar to doggy style, the boar while having sex (which he probably paid for) with the sow in mud and fecal matter then starts talking dirty to the sow and slaps her in her curly tail saying "Oh yeah, you like that filthy swine!" The sow freaked out tries to run from the boar but she is single hoofudly subdued. As he places his truffle locator to the wind and his shamefully proportioned pork loin ins the sow's shop vac sized vaginal cavity (works wet or dry). He scents a oncoming squad car. His hooves beats a disgraceful retreat but the boar is effortlessly subdued in a Hardees parking lot. The pig demands to know the boars middle name. Inevitably the boar relinquishes his embarrassingly retarded yet incredibly ironic middle name, 'barnyard'. In hysterical disbelief the pig requests the boar to reiterate his answer. With tears streaking down his mud caked cheeks the boar repleted even louder and more disgracefully "BARNYARD!" With dispatch and the pig holding their bellies with laughter the boar contemplates suicide for the third time today. So ends the daring, yet tragically doomed, sexual maneuver known only as the 'piglet'.
Daniel just struggled but eventually laid back and accepted a the piglet from Jon! What the fuck?
by The Real Niggers' Pope October 20, 2008
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The Pile

A pile males having sex. Often used as a homosexual comparison extremity.
I bet that kids in the pile.
by Waffles :3 October 6, 2010
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The Pinkprint

Nicki Minaj's best album. Argue with the wall, hoes.
PF/PFRR STANS: Queen or The PinkPrint?
THE PINKPRINT STANS: The PinkPrint, obviously.
QUEEN STANS: Tasteless fads.
THE PINKPRINT STANS: We're tasteless, but you like the album with "Bed?"
QUEEN STANS: At least we have "Nip Tuck" and "Come See About Me."
THE PINKPRINT STANS: Yeah? But you don't have "All Things Go" or "Anaconda," fad.
by NipTuckCSAM December 5, 2020
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clean the pickle

to masturbate in a fashion of gently stroking up and down the phallus, pleasantly, covering all spots...compared to vigorously and violently beating the meat...which can leave chaff marks
When colby got home ,he planned to clean the pickle, to save him from further scarring
by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007
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Salty The Pirate

To Salty The Pirate is when a man and a woman are having Oral Sex, and the man begin's to cum, it hits the girl's eye and the girl closes their eye's and goes "ARRGGHH"
1. Dude that one girl was getting all Salty The Pirate with me last night
by Hacz0r April 2, 2009
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Shaving the Pineapple

The act of masterbating ferociously
Last night my mom caught me shaving the pineapple.

Today has been quite the day, I'm going home to shave the pineapple til I pass out.
by Dannyboii January 27, 2013
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