thanksgiving ready 

when your pants have enough room for you to get fatter

"these extra stretch pants are thanksgiving ready- no muffin top this year!"

thanksgiving ready by urbandweller16 August 24, 2011

Thanks-tini 

A cocktail consisting of cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube. It is meant to "taste just like a turkey dinner" in a nice, refreshing drink.

Barney: "Hey try this Thanks-tini, it is legendary."
Marshall: "Mmm. It's like Thanksgiving in my mouth."

Thanks-tini by MuscleBooty January 9, 2012

thanks for the trash 

An expression used to show false gratitude for something that sucks. Abbreviated TFTT.

Me: Come pick me up.

Phil: I can't right now.

Me: Thanks for the trash.

thanks for the trash by Princess MoMo November 16, 2014

Thaneswari 

The Goddess of Winged Eyeliner ; she slays 🔥😜

"Hey look , it's Thaneswari over there slaying"

Thaneswari by Tutuweo August 21, 2017

Thanocide 

To wipe out half of all life in a population on any scale. Comes from the comic book villian Thanos who wanted to do this on a universal scale

He thanocided the whole universe.

Thanocide by Risdio_51 June 4, 2018

Thanoism 

Tha-no-ism

The belief that in order to preserve what is left of our planet, the human population must decline.

“Ever since Thanoism was implemented, I lost all my friends and family to the death squads paid to roam around, killing innocents.

Thanoism by Meridionalis May 3, 2019

Thanks

When someone does something for you but you don't feel anything but you say this to not be an asshole.

Thanks for burning down my house

Thanks by NS1000 June 8, 2019