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Textistentialism

The process of self-actualization and realization by means of texting, tweeting and other electronic connections. The philosophy driven by the belief, I text, therefore I am.
Watching people on the train furiously tapping messages into the ether on their smart phones, Chad wondered if he was surrounded by the followers of Textistentialism. Chad didn't like the textistentialists and wished he could move to a shack in the hills.
by Biff Crashly October 16, 2009
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Texas Special

After finishing a delicious lunch in the cafeteria, instead of throwing your own trash away you place all of your trash onto the table next to you. This is preferably done when there are people sitting at the table next to you.
We totally gave those freshman the texas special, now they have to clean a table full of trash.
by LongBallLary March 8, 2010
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texas catheter

using a condom with a tube attached attached to the end, usually leading to some sort of bucket so one doesn't have to get off the couch to pee
Recently Ben Knight had surgery on his knee and used a Texas catheter so he wouldn't have to get off the couch every time he had to piss...
by headjew March 24, 2010
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Texas water Bomb

When a Female Squirts into a Balloon, then use it as a water balloon, normally Practiced in the state of texas.
"Man i got hit by another Texas Water bomb, they are really getting popular"
by Sami Harb May 20, 2010
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texas gangbang

in call of duty when you turn a corner into a room and you find 20 members of the enemy team with their rock hard rifles all aimed at you covering you in a rain of bullets
"Sorry mrs smith but your son was killed in Iraq after suffering a 20 man Texas gangbang in Baghdad"

"Aw"
by Durk train October 4, 2013
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Texas Wetback

Is a shot of Tequila liquor chased by a tablespoon of ranch salad dressing
"Hey dude wanna do another Texas Wetback!?"
"No thanks man, I'm all ranched out"
by Driver185 August 17, 2015
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texas creampie

When on sexual partner straight or gay perform an anal creampie on the other partner.
Did you hear Jimmy Bobby gave Darlene a Texas Creampie.
by PhillipD33zNutZ March 13, 2018
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