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Talking to Othman 

Today I was talking to Othman for three hours straight and it felt real good!

Talking to the root 

Another way of saying blowjob.
Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root".

Talking to the seals 

Another word for vomiting. Used primarily by those who feel ill while on the water, such as a boat or during/after surfing, but is fun to use around those severly intoxicated and engaging in the act.
1. Sam had never been on a deep sea fishing trip before, and unfortunately spent most of it talking to the seals.

2. Cindy had a few too many drinks and spend the night talking to the seals.

taking your picture 

When a hot female intentionally sits on a chair with her legs spread very wide to cause her target to stare with a shit-eating grin.
Look out now Fats, that fox in the short skirt is taking your picture.

tranking 

The art of tranking is to stand on any object with their arms by their sides, aiming to make it look as awkward and funny as possible. Then take a pic or vid to post so other people can laugh at it.
Person 1: let's go planking!!
Person 2: Thats so last month!! Let's go tranking!!!
Person 1: Sweet Lets go find a cop car to trank on :D
tranking by jane moore July 19, 2011

talking plaid 

Phrase used to describe two people making small talk. Synonymous with ‘shooting the shit’.
Just a couple of ad guys, talking plaid.
talking plaid by ditkastache August 14, 2011