swiss log

a class C fecal extraction where two logs overlay usually in the shape of a Swiss Cross
also a sign that jesus christ himself is in your colon

"hey, guys, I'm back from dropping a swiss log praise the lord!"

by B Hicks 2016 December 10, 2015

SIDS

Small Irish Dick Syndrome - Being of Irish decent and having a less than average sized penis.

Billy (with a lisp): Quinn is such a hot red-headed nugget daddy. I'd love to take his dick..
Bob: Quinn has SIDS. So you're not going to get much of a ride out of that!

Billy: Guess I'll have to suck on his pacifier instead!

by Skawt September 19, 2018

Educated swigs

An educated guess at how much alcohol constitutes a shot from a bottle. Usually done when shot glasses are unavailable or you're too drunk to see/find it

You should have seen me last night; I must have had like a dozen shots. Can't say for sure, I was taking educated swigs

by Salmonite December 6, 2009

fetish swish

To gargle and spit/swallow various bodily fluids before, during, or after sexual intercourse.

Dude, Melanie is a total slut. She met me in the bathroom while I was taking a piss and wanted a fetish swish.

by GrandTheftCondoms February 4, 2015

stay swiss

To remain neutral, avoid conflict, refuse to get involved. Done when a conflict is so messy, unclear, or just flat-out retarded that it's better off just not bothering at all. The term is named after Switzerland, which has a reputation for remaining neutral. In fact, it hasn't been directly involved in a major war for over 200 years. The most recent thing close to a war was a civil war between the Catholics and Protestants that had around 100 casualties in 1847. It lasted less than a month.

Bob: Oh my god, Phil! Mark and Alice are going to war over this divorce settlement!
Phil: Sorry man, I think I'll stay Swiss.

Bob: What does that mean?
Phil: It means I don't want to be involved.
Bob: Fair enough. Fancy a beer?

by UDUser4820 February 11, 2018

Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll

When a male defecates then ejaculates whilst the cylindrical fecal matter is descending into the toilet and the semen enters the fecal matter with such force it serves as a filling.

Randy needs a towel he just made a Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll.

by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021

Modest Swiss Kiss

The licking of one’s nose, in playful loving way. But not to get confused with, yet similar to a “Swiss kiss”-When you stuff your mouth full of swiss cheese and suck your lover’s nose. Slightly less intense

She gave Jake a modest Swiss kiss while watching Its alway sunny in Philadelphia.

by Lilmsh January 20, 2022