Suicide Water Bombs 

The act of creating pieces of poo that when falling in the toilet, creates a splash that goes up to your anus and makes you wet. Obviously made when taking a dump.

When Christina tells her friends about having suicide water bombs, the guys overhear the part of her getting wet. They then get aroused.

Suicide Water Bombs by LoSiNgIsPoWeR June 16, 2009

Suicide Finish

When your about to cum in a girl but you scream out “MOM DAD COME LOOK AT THIS” and try to finish before they come in.

Katie can I try to suicide finish?

Suicide Finish by Tsgraves December 27, 2020

suicide awareness month 

No, it’s NOT no-simp September. it’s suicide awareness month… Please stop covering up something serious 😃

Person A: It’s No-simp-sept-
Person B: 💥🔫 Shut the hell up, it’s suicide awareness month.

suicide awareness month by postingtruemeanings September 3, 2021

Suicide Girls Academy of Style 

When you see a girl walking around with seven ponytails, each one in a different completely unnatural colour, standard-issue piercings in all the standard-issue places, and standard-issue tattoos all over the place ... in an outfit of that special over-the-top gothic style that marks someone who's trying way too hard ... and who has obviously sunk many hours of time, many thousands of dollars, and her future prospects for a career outside the sex industry into looking like a bizarre species of camwhore, odds are she holds a diploma from this fine institution.

Wow! Another proud graduate of the Suicide Girls Academy of Style!" "Shit, doesn't she know that even the Suicide Girls don't wear that crap on the street?

Suicide Girls Academy of Style by DancingKali April 10, 2011

suicide watch 

What white folks will be under when a man with the name Barack Hussein Obama wins the US presidency.

CNN: "It's just been reported that Senator Barack Hussein Obama has been elected as the new president of president of United states of America"

Donald: Noooooooooooohohhohohoohooooo

Mother: keep an close eye on your father while i go to the grocery store kids.

(suicide watch)

suicide watch by coolT February 8, 2008

suicide squeeze 

Crapping out a very large terd

Uhh man uhh its a suicide squeeze

suicide squeeze by Tonyizzle October 4, 2005

suicide by cop 

Severely pissing off a police officer, who is already in a pissed off mood! Resulting in the cop killing that person's ass!

Cop; Rodney King, step out of the car, and put your hands on the roof!

Rodney; HELL NO!!!!!!!!!

Cop; DO IT NOW!!!!!!

Rodney; F--- YOU! Reaches for his gun in the passenger seat, and aims it at the Cop.

Cop; Kills Rodney with his own gun. After beating him with his Johnny-stick.

Rodney King unknowingly committed suicide by cop. When he pissed off that cop.

Also known to him by suicide by LAPD.

suicide by cop by Saints May 18, 2006