stone

(verb)
1.To throw stones at.
2.To kill by pelting with stones.

"I've got seven women on my mind,
Four that wanna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says she's a friend of mine"(Take it easy - The Eagles)

by Crazy Country Cowgirl February 28, 2011

Cold Stone Creamery

An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.

"We'll see you back tomorrow teehee!"

by Carl H. October 4, 2006

staneker

an individual who loves to dance wildly, pathologically lie, is a gossip whore, and loves to face paint, all the while doing this sober

While Kevin was grinding on the dance floor, he told me that Susy hooked with Joey but I knew it wasn't true. And I couldn't keep up with his phenomenal dance moves or distract myself from his painted on cheetah face. What a staneker!

by Sofia da Bia January 25, 2009

Stone In the Surf

This is the term given to the people who dont continue the wave at a hockey game, concert etc.

Fortunately, the wave usually continues around them, but if there are a few in the same row, the wave may be destroyed.

"So me and Bob were at the game, and our friend Todd Peppers decided it would be funny to be a Stone In the Surf and consequently destroyed the wave we had going on"

by Not Todd Peppers February 28, 2009

Stone Soup Essay

Noun. The product of having rewritten minor parts of an essay in order to submit it another time.

How long did it take you to write that paper?
It was easy, I just wrote a stone soup essay of last week's homework.

by fdoyle57 September 13, 2011

Staneurysm

1. A stroke and an aneurysm occurring simultaneously. Symptoms are best described as a ripping or tearing pain on the side of the brain on which the Staneurysm is located quickly followed by confused speech and thoughts then followed by the wearing of a helmet and drinking of juice boxes.

2. An aneurysm experienced by any man named Stan.

1. David experienced a Staneurysm under the stress of all the orders and promptly donned his helmet.

2. Stan had an aneurysm- a Staneurysm.

by Jdogg413 August 10, 2012

stonedest

where you are so high that stoned doesn't cover it

" I am the Stonedest person here holy shit my kids are home"

by OxiWolf June 7, 2013