Shumpty Dumpty

Shumpty Dumpty is another nickname for LSC ICT teacher Stanley Shum, also know as Shum egg, as he looks like the egg called Humpty Dumpty in the nursery rhyme.

Student A: Hey look is that Shumpty Dumpty? I love his lessons
Student B: Don't be so 8745

by 8745guyylol October 19, 2023

JC Slump

The JC Slump is when two people do not talk to each other for a long period of time, with in some cases the exception of texting.

Bro, my girl won't talk to me. I'm in a Jc slump.

by Meee217 January 25, 2017

booty slumpt

When someone is reallyyyy tired and just wants to sleep in class or somewhere

Yo I’m booty slumpt, I just wanna go home and sleep

by Ty89boss February 11, 2018

Donald Slump

That friend, who after a drug-fuelled bender, doesn't answer their phone for 2-3 days whilst wallowing in self-pity.

Friend 1: "Have you heard from Simon since Saturday night?"
Friend 2: "You mean Donald Slump? No. Give it a few days though."

by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020

Pump and slump

Wanking yourself to sleep leaving your load all over your stomach

Oh last night I was so tired, I had a pump and slump

by Pumper2000 September 22, 2023

Scump

To "Scump" is to stand with your arms crossed, eye's diverted away from any person, and humping. This act must be all business- no pleasure allowed.

A very serious pelvic thrust to an individual whilst ignoring that same person.

Person 1: Hey man why's that guy moving all funny around that girl?

Person 2: Don't worry man... He's just scumping!

by molecricket345 January 26, 2010

shump

in video games, short for the Shoot 'em up genre.

Mushihimesama Futari is considered to be one of the world's hardest shumps.

by Brightstar March 21, 2007