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That friend, who after a drug-fuelled bender, doesn't answer their phone for 2-3 days whilst wallowing in self-pity.
Friend 1: "Have you heard from Simon since Saturday night?"
Friend 2: "You mean Donald Slump? No. Give it a few days though."
by Mrrobot7891 August 06, 2020
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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