search engine

Not very useful when you want to get even the most basic information because 93% of the time you get mostly links to porn sites.

Google is a pretty good search engine, though.

by AYB June 25, 2003

search engine

1) A vehicle driven by a rescue crew.
2) A website which turns up thousands of useless websites, not really an engine. Only good thing it can do is locate pr0n.

1) "Dude, let's stay together so if I die you can call a search engine."
2) "Aww shit I hate search engines, they don't find anything, except pr0n."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

self searching

like soul searching, but without requiring a belief in ghosts.

i've been doing a lot of self searching, and i found that i am not at all religious.

by chuckybubbles November 21, 2009

seara

Someone who has graduated from The University Of Bastardry, smokes hella weed, and makes unnecessary food, and/ or drives a Saturn.

I was watching The Office and my neighbor was peepin through my window while i was strokin a wicked one and I thought to myself "Wow, she's a real Seara,"

by Sir Chesterfield Handlebottom December 28, 2015

bear-stearns

A colossal failure where an enormous success was expected.

The 18 - 0 New England Patriots totally pulled a bear-stearns in Super Bowl XLII.

The Patriots bear-stearned before Bear Stearns bear-stearned.

by Colonel Kernel March 20, 2008

shearing my llama

Shaving your cooter.

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014

club search

The inevitable search that ensues any time a group of people leave a club. Typically the search is for missing purses, cell phones, digital cameras, scarves, hats or gloves.

Club searchers are easy to spot as they are all lifting up seat cushions, checking coat and pants pockets, and looking in dark corners of the club.

I left my camera right under my coat, but couldn't find it when we were about to go. I had to lead a club search and found it under a table.

by H-Dave January 4, 2006