nagger status

A black jigalow.

Look over there at that nagger status pro gettin' all them hoes.

by naggerstatus. July 2, 2011

backpack status

When a girl/guy is constantly hanging off your back. This is worse then a stage 5 clinger. This person just doesnt understand no

Omg I told you I wont give you my # what is wrong with you? do you take no for an answer? youre like a backpack just hanging off of my back. serious backpack status.

by yan starr August 30, 2011

Kendra Status

A very emotional/annoying/repetative facebook status always complaining about older guys. Often made about five times per day.

"Dude, Check out Maya's facebook, it's filled with Kendra Statuses!"

"I know!, It's annoying!"

by MerrittKid November 12, 2012

King Status

When a women is at an extremely high level emotionally, mentally, spiritually, and energetically that she commands others' attention with little to no effort. When she does speak, she speaks with WISDOM . She acts from the state of strength and balance.

Mia is king status.
"Did you see the way she presented that speech??? That's KING STATUS"
I am king status

by i love the doughhhhhhh XD December 11, 2020

Bayesian statistics

Bayesian statistics is a theory in the field of bullshititics based on the Bayesian interpretation of probability where probability expresses a degree of belief that Bayesian models are real and can provide useful information.

The entire system simply requires you to believe hard enough, close your eyes, and wish upon a star, and already know the statistical outcome you desire (aka common sense).

Works best if you applaud and apply fairy dust.

Igor: You should rethink that decision you're about to make. Let me introduce you to Bayesian statistics. It is a mathematical procedure that applies probabilities to statistical problems. It provides people the tools to update their beliefs in the evidence of new data.

Anup: Dude, if you don't want pepperoni on your pizza you can just pick it off.

by 867000 December 11, 2021

Shitpost Status

An shitty type of memes that are nsfw but cringe, and probably used to be popular until now, they are shit and nsfw channels are making videos like these

Bob : this shitpost status video with a cropped nsfw thumbnail was reccomended to me for no reason

Paul : that is because it is popular and a clickbait

by YellowChad November 22, 2022

Status-Bomb

Originating from the Facebook Website, this term is used in the situation that your friend has accidently left his or herself logged into his or her account on your computer, phone, etc. After coming to this realization, you immediately update their status to something degrading, obscene, or just plain wrong.

-"dude!! Sam left his Facebook up on my computer!"

-fuckin' deece! Status-Bomb his ass!"

-(in the status box) "my name is Sam and I love boys...if you're into long walks on the beach and doing homo-things...get at me ;)"

by Sweet13ness February 18, 2009