salish

a name for someone who is sarcastic and sassy. Usually, the person is intelligent and has a witty comeback for everything. They make people laugh by using innuendos. If you have this person for a friend, you can never get bored.

A: "Aye Cath! Whatcha doin'?"

B: *reading a book* "Making dinner, what the hell does it look like?!"

A: "Well, aren't we being salish today?"

by Hoyalux June 4, 2014

splash

What you say when someone says something that makes you think of something dirty or makes you think of sexually dirty innuendo. Or-when you hear something that makes you think of something dirty or sexual, "splash" is the sound "your mind makes when it falls into the gutter".

Jimmy said that the guy at the hotdog stand didn't like big wieners. so to respond to what Jimmy said, I yelled: Splash!

by The Eastah Bunny April 4, 2007

dick splash

Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.

Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

splashing

a verb meaning the act of pissing in ones drink. Most commonly a factor and parties and gatherings where alchoholic beverages are served. Most splashings happen when someone leaves their drink in the care of someone else for any period of time long enough to unzip pants. Most common splashers are assholes and drunken idiots.

Rudy: hey watch my drink i have to piss
Curran: ok
(few minutes later)
Rudy: whatd u do this tastes funny.
Curran: nothing

Rudy: whatever(chugs glass)
Curran whispering to richard: i just splashed all over his drink

by John Ritz May 13, 2005

slish

The sound of a finger slipping in and out of a wet vagina on the school bus. From Tom Robbins "Even Cowgirls get the Blues"

'Sissy recieved a solid fingering on the bus coming home from the football game and responded with a slippery suculent sounding pussy'

by Amos Bwatt November 26, 2004

Ghananian splash

when a Ghananian man pulls out during sex or oral sex and cums on the womans face and breasts. The woman may choose to swallow and lick the rest off the dick.

I gave him good head and in return he gave me a Ghananian splash!!!!

by samson15 April 12, 2007

Sploshing

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Alanis Morissette to splosh next.

Jennifer: I am into sploshing myself, considering the nice, smooth, fuzzy and warm feeling on my buttocks. I am going to sit on my birthday cake as a present for you.

by Lisa Wogen October 16, 2010