dry socks

trying to be sarcastic to someone annoying

(person hits their head on door)
person #1:i just hit my head

person #2: shut your dry socks up

by zoie2836613 August 30, 2019

chicken wearing socks

Something that doesnt fit. looks awful when wearing.

Did you see that new outfit she was wearing? Made her look like a chicken wearing socks.

by GoDwnOnHer August 5, 2008

jack-in-the-socks

v: The art of jacking off into a used sweat sock; usually used by dorm guys, teenage males, single guys and husbands - so, pretty much 'every' guy.

Cleanups are a breeze when you use jack-in-the-socks!

by warmbrother May 25, 2015

church socks

A small dimebag of marijuana.

John purchased some church socks for him and his friends for Sunday.

by MicahG November 1, 2006

Blow your socks off

Sticking your sweaty feet in a friends butthole

Mike will blow your socks off after playing hours of basketball

by Miggitymax May 2, 2014

socks

a chick who stuffs her tits with wool socks to look big

hey, dude, ya know Ashley, shes useing them socks again!

by Zack Wilson February 6, 2004

shocks

Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English; akin to Middle High German schoc heap
Date: 14th century
: a pile of sheaves of grain or stalks of Indian corn set up in a field with the butt ends down


Function: noun, adjective
Etymology: North Western, mainland Seattle
Date: 21th century
:1)of rude or inconsiderate behavior.
2) Hacks and or Hacker in the game called Team Fortress Classic
3)One who is overly excited and chants in bursts of "LOL" and "ROFL".

Adjective: That guy's 1337ness was beyond pwned, it was shocks.

Noun: Shocks is the man !

by Aikawa April 8, 2003