Chinese Secret

A "friends with benefits" relationship. Usually a Chinese secret involves a relationship between two individuals that contrasts sharply. For example, a relationship between a African American male and a Caucasian female, or a medical student and a janitor, or two individuals with statistically significant age difference.

Yo, did you see Alonzo trying to holler at that girl? He wants her to be his Chinese secret!

by Alonzo "the playa" April 14, 2008

victoria's secret

poor man's porn.

Oh man that victoria's secret magazine is nice as hell!

by carly January 5, 2004

the secret handshake

a one-man band formed by luis dubuc. his music is defined as techno/electro/pop - i define it as heaven to my ears.

the secret handshake is amazing.

by what the hell let this one work June 22, 2008

Jager Secret

The act of revealing information disseminated to a confidant during a period of intoxication.
To break a Jager secret is to break all trust between bro's
The phrase popularised by Ron Swanson

They were both bitches! That was a Jager secret, you just breached a Jager secret.

by TheChieftan June 16, 2011

the secret life of us

Great Melbourne made soap/drama set in trendy st kilda with great characters, great plots, great settings!

Phil: "Did you watch Secret Life last night?"
Hanna: "Yeah! How funny was Evan??!!"

by evan wilde July 26, 2005

British secret message

During World War II British spies would sometimes use semen to write secret messages on paper, as it was invisible except with a black light, which were not common back then. The term now applies to cumming on a girl and writing a secret message with it on her using your dick.

Man, I can't wait to take this girl home and give her a British secret message.

by goldencalculatortodivide February 6, 2013

Victoria's Secret Compartment

Hot stuff carrying better stuff.

Capable of holding items such as wallets, cellphones, cards, folded up notes, pouches, USB drives, iPads, laptops, bazookas, etc...

"Women have more hiding places than men."
— Meryl Silverburgh, Metal Gear Solid

That one time that one female friend of yours pickpocketed your car keys and as you were trying to get to them, she stuffs them right there.. in Victoria's Secret Compartment.

by SenorAmbiguous November 12, 2012