Snorchrotor

Noun: Malapropism; Device used to snort roaches. Usually electrical device that heats roach (NOT insect) to enable inbibement by combustion of marijuana.

My old 60's Ford Falcon didn't come with a cigarette lighter, luckily I had my Snorchrotor to ignite my roach.

by millionmileman October 22, 2019

Scorcia

My bald nigga, he is a fucking italian guy who lives in georgetown and owns a fuck farm for past pies and cows with balls.

tejas is a fucking scoria, that nigga looks like a scorcia, look at that big bald mirror its a scorcia

by ncureonckldc ewic December 17, 2019

Scooch

To scoot over aka Uncle Erik

Uncle Erik said scooch on over

by UncleErik December 24, 2019

Scotch Bidet

The art of washing ones rectum with the shower head after dropping the kids off at the pool.1

There was no toilet paper left in the shop so I've had to resort to using the Scotch Bidet

by Bigcid March 21, 2020

scotchmosis

A process by which Scottish influence passes through to the a non-native Scotsman or non-Scottish person via binge-watching scottish tv shows.
Examples:

-unexplained increases in desire for alcohol, Tennent's and

-a crippling depression triggered by lack of local sources of Irn-Bru

-unexplained increases in propensity for foolish violence
-oonespleane fluxuatiouns en speech pattaerns

Yes, I have seen every Burnistoun episode 4 or more times.

The Limmy show is basic knowledge.

No, I can't* explain why I bought 48 cans of Tennents and a case of Irn-Bru; it's like my Scottish heritage has increased dramatically, through scotchmosis, as it were.

* subs. ("can'nae")

by SndIrnBru May 27, 2020

Scotched

When you smoke a pipe and have a charge!

I’ve smoked that much puff, I feel scotched!

by Scotchtape123 June 3, 2020

Storch

a place of gathering. one can sit out here and enjoy an acoustic rendition of backseat freestyle, eat bread and olive oil, or simply contemplate life.

"Wanna meet on the storch for bread-night?" Sure! I'll bring the burrata"

by burratalover October 23, 2020