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Kincade Scale

A logarithmic scale measuring drag pageantry ineptitude. First coined to describe the owner of two failed drag pageantry systems. The scale runs from 1 to 10 with 1 denoting minor miscues grading upwards as corruption and incompetence increases all the way to a 10 for a total and complete drag pageantry disaster. Each step denotes a logarithmic increase of 10 fold.In other words a 10 is 100 times WORSE than an 8 on this scale..
Girl, that pageant was a hot mess. It rated at least a 9 on the Kincade Scale.

Dateline, Pennsylvania. The drag pageantry world was rocked by a rash of incompetence in a short lived drag pageantry system. Drag queens in the know rated it a full-blown faux pas by giving it a 10 on the Kincade Scale !
by binydeamon March 22, 2009
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Sexness Scale

On a scale from 1-10,1 being the worst, 10 being the highest. How hot and good someone is during sexual intercourse.
I've had that girl before,on the sexness scale,she's a 7.
by LeahNicole April 6, 2009
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It goes from 1 to 14. 1 being very acidic, and 14 being very alkaline. 7 is neutral.
Dude! Did you see that corrosive acid! It must have been 1 on the pH scale!
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The Beauty Scale

A scale used to describe how beautiful someone is. it starts at the lowest with ugly, then progress up with pretty, cute, beautiful, should be illegal to be this beautiful, indescribable, and then ends with the top rating of camryn. this top rating refers to the name of the most beautiful girl the creator of this system has ever seen.
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"using the beauty scale, pretty"
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scalpy

When a man with a smooth, bald head lubes up that dome and places it in the female crotchal area, spinning it about rapidly.
"I thought it would suck to be bald, Carl, but my loving wife loves it when I smear vaseline all over my gleaming dome and give her the ol' rapid scalpy."
by inventor of the scalpy March 13, 2008
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Scaldy-Face

when you shit and cum on someones face and it makes a brown mixture with lumps in it which resembles a black man/woman with blisters due to being burnt
I gave my girlfriend a Scaldy-Face last night and she looked like a sun burnt missy elliot
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kinky scale

A scale from 1 to 12 which determines how kinky you are, depending on which activities you have taken part in, 1 being not very kinky, and 12 being the kinkiest.
by Merrrrrr July 6, 2007
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