Robert

Two letters off from Robber. Robert is synonymous with untrustworthy. Roberts will take the first opportunity to stab you in the back as soon as they no longer have a use for you. Roberts are bullies and will punch you in the stomach if you ever try to open up to them. If you somehow find a way to forgive a Robert and try to befriend them despite everything they've done, a Robert will knock you down and laugh.

Robert asked me over for a few beers, got drunk before I did, groped my tits for 20 minutes trying to get into my pants, and then when I didn't instantly drop my clothes for him, he told all my friends that I was a skank who liked it in the butt. When I confronted him the next day and said I forgave him, he pushed me in front of a bus. Robert.

by psilentrogue January 9, 2011

robert pattinson

Most amazing guy ever to have lived. He's an actor and has played many roles such as Cedric diggory in 'Harry potter and the order of the phoenix'. He's also going to be the big star in this years release of 'twilight' which was originally a book written by Stephenie meyer. Robert Is playing the 'good 'vegetarian' vampire' called Edward Cullen who falls in love with a girl called Bella swan.
He was Born in London, England in 1986. He is also a very good pianist and guitarist.

Robert Pattinson thats in harry potter and twilight (playing a vampire)

by Laura Jennings May 4, 2008

robert

NOTTT SMOOOTH everr in life

"that guys such a robert"

by best friend for ever March 7, 2008

Robert Pattinson

This is the best actor in the world.
He has played charaters such as:
Edward Cullen (Twilight)
Art (How To Be)
Daniel Gale (Bad Mothers Handbook)
Cedric Diggory (Harry Potter GOF)
He is my favorite actor, and should be yours.
Sadly, Robert has been commonly associated with Twilight and people forget about his other films.
but he is amazing. :)
I LOVE HIS EYEBROWS
and hes a sex bomb

Erica: Hey look at that guys eyebrows.. they are big.
Carly: Eyyy man. Don't mess, those are R-pattz (Robert Pattinson) eyebrows!
DON'T GIVE ME THUMBS DOWN!

by rushbrook April 22, 2008

Robert

A boy who can be antisocial, will put his ps3 over his girlfriends. A roast dinner comes before anything, even the apocalypse. He is extremely tall, has a weird length of hair. He also has a rat tash who's mother is a control freak...

Dude 1: Yo dude what's going on with your tash?
Robert: Me ma lad

by Lydia David December 11, 2012

Robert lee williams lll

A charming, concious , handsome,intelligent ,ambitous,romantic, funny,energetic , and talented young black intelect on lifes many roads to success, always eagar and willing to take on any obstacle head on. very friendly and is always open for connections.

wow, Robert lee williams lll is a great guy

by lee-git September 1, 2010

Robert De Niro

Robert De Niro is a well known actor. He is also known for his love for the black poontang also referred to as the black monster. That is of course a nigger bitch's pussy. So big and meaty that it swallows anything in it's path and is terribly smelly. De Niro fucks nigger pussy and he inseminates them all. He has stated that his goal is to turn the whole world into a bunch of nigglets and he is taking this one nigger pussy at a time.

Did you hear Alex pulled a Robert De Niro last night?
He really Robert De Niro'd the black community didn't he?

by Langleyyy January 1, 2012