Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker

I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

poof

1. (adj.) the meaning of poof is poof
2. anything you want it to be depending on context
3. synonym of slay but can be used derogatory

“that’s so poof”
“omg poof”

by bertha420 September 9, 2022

poof

1. (adj.) the meaning of poof is poof
2. can be whatever you want but varies on context
3. synonym to slay but can be used derogatory

“that’s so poof”
“omg poof”
“wtf why are u being poof”

by bertha420 September 9, 2022

PooFace

The meaning of the word "PooFace" is Dylan Seery, a middle aged man who takes showers once every 3 months.

A - hey whats a pooface?
B - Dylan Seery

by joker6168 October 4, 2022

“Poof Diddle”

“Poof Diddle” is the file name of the Epstein-style blackmail video that Sean “Puffy “ Combs’ owners hold over him to keep him under control.

Did you hear Puff Daddy got the R.Kelly treatment?

Yeah, apparently the video’s file name was “Poof Diddle”. Thankfully there’s no need to see it to know what he was up to. Guess he decided to stop playing ball with the small hats.

by Forrest View October 12, 2022

poof

when someone queefs and poops at the same time during sex

“ i heard kimmy poofed on john last night “

by poofest October 15, 2022

Poof

An inhale of Marijuana smoke.

1) What a long day, can't wait to get home and take a Poof.
2) Bro cmon, its poof, poof, pass. Stop hogging it.

3) You don't have to do that much, just take a small Poof

by HeadStoner October 21, 2022