Penguin style

When a man or woman inserts a ballpoint or felt (preferably felt) pen into their colon through their anus opening and waddles around the room saying I'm a penguin and then the partner shits on their feet for the undeniable foot gasm and then hopefully the other partner will scream "I have happy feet!" and if not you must donkey punch them

I came home last night to my mom doing it penguin style with my cat.

by Toothpaste Queen October 15, 2011

Italian Midnight Penguin

when one dresses up in a tuxedo, gets into a pitch black room filled with spagetti, and has a woman undress them. they then proceed to have intercourse

she totally let me do an Italian Midnight Penguin

by memyselfandeye November 9, 2009

Penguin Pussy

a nun

lets go down to the convent and try and pick up some penguin pussy

by Woodnone May 21, 2015

pengus

A male who is short, and asks many pointless questions.

Kieth Gruhaz, Gary Coleman

by Alan Webb August 31, 2003

Penguin

The only animal that I would concider fucking

Dude, if I were a penguin I would so fuck another penguin

by Kinket July 7, 2005

pingui

A name that you use to call some one stupid. Usually someone who is acting retarted and hyper.

Damn that guy is a fucken pingui!

by Lunatic January 29, 2005

penguine

adj. penguin-like; used especially to describe a tuxedo-wearing man in a group of other formally-attired men.

Awww, the Vienna Boys' Choir boys are positively penguine!

by eccecattus December 10, 2006