1 definition by Toothpaste Queen
When a man or woman inserts a ballpoint or felt (preferably felt) pen into their colon through their anus opening and waddles around the room saying I'm a penguin and then the partner shits on their feet for the undeniable foot gasm and then hopefully the other partner will scream "I have happy feet!" and if not you must donkey punch them
by Toothpaste Queen May 29, 2011