Plank you

When you are in such a hurry for someone to give you something that you don't have time to say please and thank you so you say plank you.

Wife: OMG, Desperate Housewives is starting in 2 minutes! Give me the remote!
Husband hands it to her.
Wife: Plank you.

by Summer A.J. October 5, 2008

Skank Plank

An elevated platform or object used as a dancing platform, commonly used by inebriated girls dancing to loud music at a bar or night club.

Harold and Kumar were elated at the sight of girls on the skank plank at the Korean party.

by da262 January 10, 2012

planker

a person who performs planking

What a planker on that statue!

by sidd_ultimate January 27, 2012

plank wank

a tern used to describe a litte ass-hole of a person ehos desided to waste his life pushing a bit oif wood round on wheels

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

Plonker

1. A person who "plonks" all the time

2. A very lazy person

3. A procrastinator

My boyfriend is such a plonker; he stays in bed all day on weekends.

by Jack_Mier May 19, 2014

planked

Ugly. Specifically having an ugly face, usually with a serviceable body. From "hit in the face with a plank."

I can't believe I went home with Mia last night. I am really ashamed because the bitch is planked.

by FazedNB October 2, 2006

Wood plank wench

the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.

Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.

Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.

Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!

Kevin: That fat bitch?

Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious

by Captain josh December 15, 2007