piss test

A drug test where urine collection is the method for testing for drug use

Damnit...off to juvey...I failed my piss test again

by Klepto May 20, 2003

Piss Pleasantries

1. When one sees someone of at least moderate celebrity in the washroom and decides to talk to them. This can range from local newscasters to Hollywood celebrities. Usually one forgets that under normal circumstances they wouldn't pee right beside someone if they didn't have to, or that they could become the reason why the "celebrity" never goes to that place ever again.

2. When one is cornered in the bathroom by someone they don't know or like. These usually happen when one or both participants are inebriated.

Piss Pleasantries are only creepy if you don't know the person or are only vaguely acquainted with the person you are exchanging them with.

1. Fabian sees some guy from the third Terminator movie in the washroom at The Freehouse. Even though he's the only other person in the washroom, he chooses the urinal next to him.
Fabian: "Hey man, how're you liking Regina?"
Guy From Terminator 3: "Hnnnnnngh"

2. Annette: "Hey, what's your favourite color?"
Cheryl: "Get away from me, you drug addled bitch!"

by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad July 2, 2009

Rhino Piss

American Beer of lower quality. e.g. Miller Lite.

Barely tolerable, but consumed in large quantities at parties for the sole purpose of getting plastered.

Jack "Hey dude, wanna play a game of pong?"
Steve "Yeah, do we have anything good to play with?"
Jack "Nah, all they got is Rhino Piss."

by Mikey-C December 31, 2009

Super Piss

When you gotta pee so bad that your bladder hurts and you fel like you have a second gut.

Dude 1. Yea so she was all like lemme give you head so naturally I said hell yea but you'll never guess what she had-
Dude2. Sorry dude but I gotta Super Piss right quick

Girl1. Come say something to me punk! you can't mess with me I do yoga and stuff!
Girl2. Listen u little blond beeyotch you have no idea how lucky you are that I have to super piss!!
Girl1. Nope ur jus scared of m yoga toned thighs
Girl 2 punches girl one out. "I should super piss on you." spits on girl1

by killer_bonbon! November 9, 2009

express piss

When you are in a hurry and you want to piss fast, you start to piss, then flush so that you perfectly time it and you finish pissing at the exact same time the flush swirls down.

It was 8 o'clock and Jacob was late for class, so he express pissed and got the fuck out of there.

by ContinuumTransfunctioner September 19, 2010

piss-dangle

1. (v) to be pissed off and confused at the same time
2. (v) to take a big sh*t
3. (adj) an adjective that can be used to describe almost anything

1. dude, what happened last night? i am so piss-dangled.
2. i gotta piss-dangle
3. Jonas blacked out on the sled piss-dangled.

by Speaker 11 October 30, 2010

Pissed minnda

(n.) (Australian slang) /pist min duh/ A drunk individual; an inebriated person.
In other words, a shit-faced dickhead.

'Get off the road, you bloody pissed minnda!'

by HellsBelS August 21, 2006