Thats pants

Urban saying for its no good

Man thats pants i didnt get the right softwear!

by viperdoc December 27, 2007

jizz in my pants

Premature ejaculation. Things are going pretty well, then you lose control and blow a load in your britches. Better luck next time.

Whisper in my ear that you want some more, then I jizz in my pants.

Now I'm posed in an awkward position because I jizzed in my pants.

by Kaboose777 December 19, 2008

Princess parts

Your vagina, pussy

Daddy my princess parts are tingling again.

by King kongs dong June 27, 2016

pantscock

a protrusion of pant that sticks up when one is sitting down on certain ill made pants

this is my pantscock, the real cock is inside!

by the catch September 15, 2003

parts changer

Mistakenly referred to as a mechanic or service technician.
These individuals can be found at your local auto dealer or
repair garage. They brag about being Automotive Service
Excellence (ASE) certified, even though they don't practice
diagnosing a problem. If the OBD code or service manual
flow chart don't tell them the problem they are clueless.

My piece of shit Pontiac G6 is back @ the dealership for the
fourth time man! -No shit?! Yeah, their fucking
parts changers can't fix my tranny right.

by V0n December 2, 2011

psy-pants

Garment generally worn by psychedelic voyagers whilst tripping the hyperreal spaceways of untime. Provide complete protection against all common dangers such journeys frequently involve; house music, bad energy dragging you down, politicians, psychedelic love juice, bad trips, alien death rays, and Jeremy Beadle.

The only force LOUD enough to break down the psy-pants' defensive barrier is techno and even then it must be excessively filthy and sustained continuously for several days to have any noticable effect.

Psy-pants are hard to spot since they employ a holographic emitter which makes them look like moth-eaten old corduroy.

They can be purchased from any reputable druid, UV glow stall, or head shop, and need no batteries since they are powered by cosmic energy.

Billy held the flame to the bowl, igniting the minute quantity of powder he'd carefully weighed up about an hour earlier. It burned rigorously, the pale smoke filling his lungs with its complex chemistry. As he held his breath, the toxin slowly crossing the membrane into his blood stream, one unnerving thought struck home: he'd forgotten his psy-pants. He exhaled, but it was already too late...

by serializer April 26, 2007

Spainhol Pactwich

An agreement amongst men in space, most often outer space or "deep" space.

Either your signature or your brains are going to be on this Spainhol Pactwich.

by fxer August 19, 2008