nippleless-tit

a way to describe something/someone that is useless. similar in meaning to tits on a bull

He's about as useful as a nippleless-tit.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Nipple Cheese

Accumulations of various matter that build up inside inverted nipples, often smelling and taking on a similar texture to that of rotten cheese.

Her nipples were innies, and when I sucked on them, her nipple cheese came out. It was rather disgusting, but oddly it turned me on.

by Juice Billington December 1, 2010

nipple woody

when the tip of the nipple hardens after freezing or interested in sex.

Lydia had a nipple woody after being in the frozen food section.

by velvy June 4, 2007

uncalculated nipple jerk

an accidental gropeing of a womans breasts while moving through a dense crowd

fucking hell mate did you see that? squeezing past that bird at the bar i had an uncalculated nipple jerk, loved it.

by cumguzzlingchutneyferet June 2, 2009

Needle Nipples

Nipples that taper off at the end, forming the shape of a needle. Often sharp enough to pierce human flesh! Ridiculously sexy and dangerous.

Hello. Can I see your needle nipples?

by FredBilly January 20, 2009

sausage nipples

someone more common of a male having nipples that resemble the diameter of a sausage

damn that guy has sausage nipples

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

nippleicous

A superb feeling of euphoria.

"I finally got my truck runnin' properly! That's nippleicous!"

by Jimmy Bile April 16, 2007