Russian Morning

Waking up after a night of drinking nothing but Vodka.

The party was fucking insane
Yeah it was good, woke up to a Russian morning though, I felt like shit.

by Iatehisliverwithsomefavabeans September 3, 2013

good the fuck morning

As "Good Morning" has long since been recognized as little more than a concept, an oxymoron at best; "Good The Fuck Morning", is now the only way to truly wish another a good morning without trying to sound ironic.

SuzieQ: "Good the fuck morning, Ted!"

Ted: "Yeah, no kidding. It is. Imagine that? Well, a good the fuck morning to you too!"

by jacobkreist March 30, 2007

Mourning Sex

When a couple is having intercourse, and a partner dies - but continues on even though their partner has deceased.

After she died during intercourse, he continued to have mourning sex with her.

by Gutteral Retch December 2, 2010

Triste Morningstar

Lesbian pirate buttseckz. ZOMGZ!!

y helo thar buttseckz!!1

by modista March 13, 2005

Good Moaning!

A morning greeting between two people who ache every morning as they get out of bed and moan as they walk all the way to the bathroom.

Or, a morning accolade after a gratuitous night of debauchery which featured a voluminous amount of moaning.

Argh, my back, my knees! Good moaning!
Good moaning to you.

by KenNyRex March 11, 2012

morning sprinkler

The uncontrolled spray of urine caused by blocking of the urethra from dried up ejaculatory fluid as a result of late night sexual relations with ones self or hopefully with someone of the female gender.

MOTHER FUCK!! Now I have to change my socks and mop the bathroom floor because of my morning sprinkler.

by Ed P. and Jay E. March 31, 2008

Morning Muscles

Feeling weak after just waking up

Waking up at 8:00am after going to sleep 4:00am

Mom:Go take out the trash

Son: Not now i still got morning muscles

by say25000 July 20, 2010