alaskan margarita

An Alaskan margarita begins with deepfreezing a cylindrical smelly piece of shit. After a few hours, once it's rock-solid, stick it half way up your partner's butt. The last step is to urinate on the emerged part of the shitberg while placing a margarita glass to recuperate the cocktail.

"I think I got frostbites on my ass because of last night's Alaskan margarita"

by Mr fingers August 4, 2017

juan mares

cool,funny,loyal,

bitch ass Mexican who be at pfs

juan mares is my best friend

by eskitettttttt December 1, 2017

michigan margarita

When you run out of ice and use the snow from the front yard.

Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?

Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas

by Mudjacker January 6, 2018

Caitlin Margaret Kennedy

a freakily woman who loves to do her nails. she lives in suburbia. she is a baddy, who loves to eat fries, and thats pretty much it. dont eat her food you might get E. coli.

yo, a little carrot just stole my fries!!!
nah man that's just caitlin margaret kennedy, a freakily woman who loves to do her nails. !!!

by ava amici June 5, 2018

Smarty Maggs

A cringy bully on youtube who hates everyone.

Person 1: I hate everyone and they are all stupid
Person 2: Why are you being a Smarty Maggs.

by Afif Mir June 20, 2018

Auntie Mags

A very wholesome auntie who tries their best and likes wine a little too much
Also an artist

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Auntie Mags?
Person 2: Of course! She is w h o l e s o m e
Person 3: She also makes pretty good art

by DragonDan January 3, 2019

Fanny Mags

magazines (mags) with photographs of vaginas (fannies) in them

(me working as an inmate librarian) Hello I have the fanny mags for one such person and another such person.

(Male prison officer) hahhahhahahah Fanny Mags? Hahahahhahhahaha

(Female prison officer) Its what they are.

by deadlygamesman January 11, 2019