pussy mileage

noun.

the relative mileage on a woman's vagina as calculated by multiplying the average length of a males genetial times the number of thrusts the womans vagina has received over its life time...i.e. the sluttier the girl the higher the pussy mileage

Paris Hilton has a high pussy mileage

by pussy mileage calculator May 25, 2011

Malespin

The act of grabbing one's unit at the base and swinging it in a circular motion.

That kid was up there giving himself a malespin instead of working.

by JoeNavy February 26, 2008

magoo mile

n. The ultimate spectacle of sporting fortitude. It is a race consisting of 5 parts.
1)Smoke a bowl or a blunt
2)Drink a 40 oz beer
3)Run a mile
4)Eat a pint of ice cream
5)Go to a crowded place and recieve 10 personalized autographs.
First person to finish all the items in that order is the winner.

The magoo mile is the real man's sport, if you have any balls, you'll do one tomorrow.

by Mowgli and Badu November 8, 2005

Quarter Mile

The distance you speed through to show what your car is made of

My car ran the quarter mile in under 10 seconds

by D_r3v January 27, 2012

mile high blumpkin

The act of getting a blumpkin while doing an upper decker

Hey man wanna leave an upper Decker here? Yea buddy but get me one of them whores first. Wait what are you gonna do? A mile high blumpkin dumbass!

by high performance 5 December 1, 2011

mile high firefly

When you take that last hit of some weed and burning embers fly into your throat burning the back of the throat for hours.

"UGKK!" -Me
"Pipe shit on you? What up yo?" -Homie
"Yeah, but worse. Throat burn, yo. Mile high fireflys!" -Me
"Haha!" -Homie

by Mud E York May 23, 2013

Mikesexual

Mikesexuals are people who are of interest/Attracted to Mike Perez

(Not.funnymike03)

I’m mikesexual because I am attracted to Mike Perez 😩😩😩😩😩

by Bigboypants March 11, 2021