Lewis

Someone who has a Huge fucking cock

Joe: Wow is that Lewis?

Sarah: yeah he has a huge cock

by some guy who isn't named lewis December 9, 2020

Lewis scott

Tall, dark, incredibly fast, specs, small feet big meat,

lewis scott

by udhsnuinsdcfju September 15, 2021

joe lewis

the tallest,sexiest and most hung pittsburg pirate football player.

Sally: "WOW! Jerome just asked me on a date"
Marie:"OH MY GOD! He's such a joe lewis. you're so lucky!"

by spaba December 29, 2008

ella lewis

Bitch

Ella Lewis is a bitch

by Maria Rimmer May 14, 2017

lewdz

A word Originating in Essex in the mid 90`s meaning Loads , a lot of , many ect.

Ya got a snout mate ?

Yeah have one I got lewdz

by GForce1 January 28, 2008

Leeds United

A football team from the city of Leeds, England, which is like a poor version of Manchester City. They actually have spent more years in the 2nd tier of English football than have won titles, spent 2 seasons in the 3rd tier and have been out of the Premiership for 9 years, as of 2013. Their only hope is to draw the attention of some russian/arab sugar daddy (hence "City's poor cousin"), since they have established themselves as a mid-table team in 2nd division.

On top of that, their fans are some of the most delusional people on Earth. They are really convinced that Leeds United is one of the biggest football teams in Europe, despite the fact that the team only have 3 League titles and 1 FA Cup as decent titles (don't make me count the several Division 2 titles). Some of them actually call Leeds United an "European Powerhouse", which is just laughable, since their biggest achievement in an European competition is an UCL Final, and they got thrashed by Bayern Munich. Also, 90% of them are the typical hooligans that give football fans a bad name.

"Hang in there, Leeds United, we're coming for you!", says Mohammed Abdullah, the newest petroleum boss in the Emirates!

Bloke 1: "Hey la, are Leeds United back in the Premier League yet?"
Bloke 2: "Hah, good joke, mate. They're 14th in the 2nd Division right now."

Bloke 1: "Hey delusional. Just beat you guys 3 nil at Bellend Road in the FA Cup".
Bloke 2: "Aye go fack a monkey will ya? Are ya looking for a brawl?"
Bloke 1: "Stop talking like a french, delusional."

by Jesus Lizard Freaky NNNN August 15, 2013

leona lewis

The winner of the popular television show, The X Factor. Has a hit song Bleeding Love, and is very attractive and likable.

Leona Lewis once worked at Pizza hut as a waitress. Awesome!

by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008