god legs

Mike boruta's outstandingly awesome legs

Mike has God legs

by The Godford dictionary March 17, 2017

Giving Leg

The act of giving someone your leg for their personal pleasure.

I was giving leg to my neighbor, but her owner walked in causing me scream and run away.

by Asalad May 24, 2018

potato with legs

When a dog is so fat that it can no longer walk.

God, that dog really is a potato with legs.

by Tsjtwertnick January 10, 2017

Red leg

Name given to Artilleryman for wearing a red strip down their pant leg. Also because diring the cannon ball days the balls would bounce in front of formations and were kbown to take the legs off alot of soldiers.

When I was in the Army I was an artilleryman aka red leg.

by Experienced drinker 52 October 2, 2019

Leg Drop

Using your legs to pin, and or injure another person with style and grace.

Damnn did you see Miguel leg drop those two women on stage last night? That dude knows whats up!

by T-bonekillah June 16, 2013

phone leg

A British synonym of phantom phone, the experience of feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket when in fact it hasn't. You are either imagining it or mistaking other vibration sources for your phone.

Commonly occurs when driving in the narrow cobble-stoned streets of London. More likely to occur if you are talking about someone behind their back. You suddenly think they're calling you, feel an immediate twinge of guilt, followed by immense relief when you realise it was just phone leg.

Ed: "Hang on, my phone's going. Oh no it's not. It's phone leg. I thought it was my daughter. Do you get phone leg?"
Rob: "Yes, but I try not to keep it in my leg."
Ed: "What are you, a terminator?"

by dalb0z March 1, 2010

Sandy Legging

Inserting two sand covered fingers into a person's anus or vagina for a coarse pleasurable texture.

I totally went sandy legging with that girl in Nettuno last night.

by Foofi June 28, 2011