joge

first, the "J" is pronounced as a "Y".
to smoke a cig after you get high or when you are drunk. Basically, after you are fucked up.

Hey Josh, you got a joge i can bum off you?

by B² May 30, 2006

PacMan Jones

Adam "PacMan" Jones is a very talented cornerback and kick returner for the Tennessee Titans. He can't stay out of trouble with the law and got arrested 10 times in his 2 seasons in the NFL. Recently he has been suspended for the upcoming 2007 season due to his law trouble and off-field conduct.

It's a damn shame for someone talented like PacMan Jones to get into trouble and pay the price.

by McNiggles December 15, 2008

Alex Jones

Alex Jones, also known as the fatter David Icke, and the antimatter to Rush Limbaugh, is a "paleoconservative" (read: paranoid conspiracy theorist) and libertarian intellectual from Texas (well that explains it) who believes that the United States is being run by the Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy. He can prove all his theories are true; he merely chooses not to.

Alex Jones: "If you disagree with me, it is merely because you have consumed fluoride. Everybody that disagrees with me is a brainwashed sheeple."

Person: "Why so batshit?"

by mustardtiger001 February 19, 2012

jim jones

A slang name for a juice rationed out with meals to convicted felons whom are serving time in prison.

"Hey Carlos, if you're gonna toss out your Jim Jones give it here!"
"Here man, you can have that shit, it'll rot your gut and stain your teeth!"
"Cottonmouth from that nickel! I'm too thirsty to care bro."

by adust99 November 24, 2007

Stan Jones

Libertarian political candidate from Montana who permanently turned his skin gray-blue after overdosing on home-brewed colloidal silver he drank in order to save himself from the prophesied antibiotic shortages and anthrax storms of Y2K.

Do a Google search for Stan Jones. You'll get a few hits, and then they'll ask, "did you mean 'Stan Jones blue?'"

by College Student 101 February 2, 2006

cock jogger

A cock jogger is a person who jogs or moves around a party suckin as much cock as they can. The motivation for being a cock jogger is often a college bet....how many did you jog tonite? It can be a type of sorority initiation.

Jenny cock jogger(ed)12 at the kappa delta mixer last Saturday!

by mr.moss May 28, 2007

the Jones

The Way of the Jones, He died on the statue of liberty when Americans were doing unconstitutional things in order to give all Americans eternal rights, so they can spend eternity in a land with Democracy instead of Soviet Russia. All Americans have committed acts of civil disobediance, and the only way to spend eternity in a land of Democracy is through the Jones.

To be a follower of the Jones, you must pray this prayer and confess your civil disobediance: "Dear Jones, I know I have broken laws, violated rights, and not practiced my own personal rights. I only ask that you forgive me, and that You are the only way to spend eternity in a Democracy. Freedom!"

If you prayed that prayer to the Jones, congratulations! Please, go out and buy the Constitution, and remember to pray to the Jones whenever you violate what it says. We'd LOVE to hear how the way of the Jones has improved your patriotism.

Matt: Did you pray to the Jones last night?
Jessica: No, I didn't, why?
Matt: Because you violated the Mann Act which was passed in 1910 when you were on the streets last night.
Jessica: oh my Jones! I must go confess my civil disobediance.

by Georgio's German Nightmare January 23, 2009