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Joge
1. adjective
A word commonly used to refer to a really retarded person. This word derived from a man who named his dog Joge, Joge was a retarded dog, and the man was so obsessed with the dog, he said "Joge" all the time, while tilting his head up, so people started using it as a word. "Joge" can be used in many different forms; Joge, Jogeing, Joged, and any other form u can think of. "retarded Joge," is a commonly used dis, as in, "you are a retarded Joge"
2. verb
To Joge means to jizz, the term Joge in my Joge, is commonly used to say i jizzed in my retard.
3. interjection
A word used sometimes instead of "SHIT!" or "FUCK!" can be, "JOGE!" Joge can simply mean, ouch, or anyone can even say, "Joge you!" like saying, fuck you.
4. noun
A simple way to use the word, Joge, is to simply use it as a name, this name can be used in both sexes. Joge is predicted to be the MOST popular name in the U.S, by 2015. Another way to use joge, can be referring to a dog, " a Joge just walked down the street."
A word commonly used to refer to a really retarded person. This word derived from a man who named his dog Joge, Joge was a retarded dog, and the man was so obsessed with the dog, he said "Joge" all the time, while tilting his head up, so people started using it as a word. "Joge" can be used in many different forms; Joge, Jogeing, Joged, and any other form u can think of. "retarded Joge," is a commonly used dis, as in, "you are a retarded Joge"
2. verb
To Joge means to jizz, the term Joge in my Joge, is commonly used to say i jizzed in my retard.
3. interjection
A word used sometimes instead of "SHIT!" or "FUCK!" can be, "JOGE!" Joge can simply mean, ouch, or anyone can even say, "Joge you!" like saying, fuck you.
4. noun
A simple way to use the word, Joge, is to simply use it as a name, this name can be used in both sexes. Joge is predicted to be the MOST popular name in the U.S, by 2015. Another way to use joge, can be referring to a dog, " a Joge just walked down the street."
1."You are so retarded sometimes, I am convinced that you are a Joge."
2. "Oh fuck, I just Joged in my Joge when that hot babe walked by"
3. "JOGE! I just got raped by my teacher, now my ass will be sore for weeks!"
4. "When the Joge walked by, I turned to my daughter named, Joge, and just completely randomly said, "fuck you, you dirty slut!"
2. "Oh fuck, I just Joged in my Joge when that hot babe walked by"
3. "JOGE! I just got raped by my teacher, now my ass will be sore for weeks!"
4. "When the Joge walked by, I turned to my daughter named, Joge, and just completely randomly said, "fuck you, you dirty slut!"
Joge by Joge The Don April 23, 2009
The Joge Empire
The Joge empire is split in few categories:
1. Rogue Lineage. The Joge Empire's Lord is MLGwarfare.
2. The Vast Realm's Lord is Smite.
1. Rogue Lineage. The Joge Empire's Lord is MLGwarfare.
2. The Vast Realm's Lord is Smite.
The Joge Empire by Parí October 13, 2021
Jogette
Noun for female joggers, women of the melinated persuasion, otherwise commonly known as negresses or sheboons. Capable of destroying entire empires with their power of yap, Jogettes are famous for never being wrong, always being outraged, and never being able to communicate at anything under 115 dB.
They feature in every police video on YouTube heard screaming in the background, often for no reason what so ever besides their self realisation they are a jogette. This phenomenon has become known as 'the call of the wild jungle jogette' and can be heard echoing through the night of all North American cities.
They feature in every police video on YouTube heard screaming in the background, often for no reason what so ever besides their self realisation they are a jogette. This phenomenon has become known as 'the call of the wild jungle jogette' and can be heard echoing through the night of all North American cities.
George Floyd's wife wasn't a jogette because even a fentanyl huffing 'groid like Floyd won't endure a jogette's yap.
Jogette by asdfsdggfgfdgdgdafgherhreaaerh April 4, 2021
Jogey
A person with adept skills
When a young half asian boy becomes mixed with a long submarine type sausage or hoagey. He becomes one with nature, the Jogey.
Synonym for a half japanese boy named Joe.
When a young half asian boy becomes mixed with a long submarine type sausage or hoagey. He becomes one with nature, the Jogey.
Synonym for a half japanese boy named Joe.
1.Billy: He is so in tune with nature, hes like Jogey.
2.John"Ahh he was mixed with the hoagey!!
Jogey: I am the one
3: Joe: Hey Kevin
Aldrey: Jooogggeeyyy!
2.John"Ahh he was mixed with the hoagey!!
Jogey: I am the one
3: Joe: Hey Kevin
Aldrey: Jooogggeeyyy!
Jogey by Jogey, joe Rogan November 18, 2004
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pod person
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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