John Adriano

c o m p l i c a t e d with a garnish of love poems and parsley for flavoring.

"I went to BOA Steakhouse and ate the special John Adriano."

by Determinate May 12, 2021

john delaney

Were you looking for Congressman Roger Furlong?

It's good to keep illusions Congressman Furlong..cough...cough...Pardon, I meant Congressman john delaney

by the internet grammarian June 10, 2019

john dimaggio

One of the best voice actors ever. Known for his work on:
-Bender from Futurama
-Jake the dog from Adventure Time
-Marcus Phoenix from Gears of War
-Schnitzel from Chowder

And several other popular characters

Did you hear John DiMaggio voices almost every side-character on Futurama besides Billy West?

by Julebug123 April 15, 2015

John Turturro

One of the most underrated actors of all time, Italian, incredibly versitile and able to fit into any character. Played a dim-witted southerner in "O Brother where are thou" A Sicilian gangster in "The Sicillian" a nerdy jew in 'Quiz Show" and a pedophiliac latino in "The Big Lewbowski." Frequently works with Spike Lee and the Coen Brothers.

"You said it buddy... Nobody Fucks with the Jesus" - John Turturro, The Big Lebowski

by derek finley October 11, 2004

John Mason

The erectile external sexual organ of males, used in copulation, and in mammals, also for urination.

Did you get a look at the size of that guy's John Mason?!

Rubbing my John Mason causes pleasure that I'm ashamed of.

by MC Kedgett February 23, 2009

John Ross

Term for getting an erection, specifically at football practice

You hear about Danny pulling a john Ross yesterday?

by Partzival August 1, 2018

Johns Hopkins

A university that tries to be the best at everything, including grade deflation.

Sometimes I wish I had gone to Harvard where you get easy A's, instead I'm at Johns Hopkins.

by jhu22 January 17, 2013