Jakeira

Jakeira is pretty, thick, real, funny, and a crackhead sometimes !! She’s one of the best friends you could ever have and she’ll step behind you nobody what the problem is.. she can be really chill and caring if you actually meet her, but knows when to be serious.. sometimes she can be mean but then she’s nice at times too

Is that Jakeira?
Yesss there go my finee bestfrannn

by Goodvibesonly48 November 22, 2021

Jake Hillman

"If it doesn't move, we'll make a hill out of it."

Avid member of the Society, Jake Hillman is the head of his own company, specialized in the creation of hills. When stressed, his hair is that of an insane, exotic bird.

Is that crazy haired man over there building hills Jake Hillman?

Why, yes, it is. Yes, indeed. How curious is that Jake Hillman.

by Society member May 22, 2011

jake-ified

To attempt to make yourself look good on the internet, while making yourself look like a moron.

Jake: I made 'jake-ified' mean something awesome.
Everyone else: No, you made it mean something idiotic.

by VoiceoftheEclipse October 31, 2011

Jake eccleston

a small or unusually tiney penis of the human descent

i heard he has a jake eccleston no girl will want him now

by skdlggvh November 28, 2011

Jake Gaze

A blank stare often accompanied with dead eyes and an open mouth. The bottom of the teeth are generally exposed. This trait is usually found in people who are socially awkward. The person performing the Jake Gaze cannot hear or see anything while in this state and will often come back into reality with a statement such as "What?" or "Huh?"

I was talking to Dave, but he wasn't listening, he was doing the Jake Gaze, as if there was something on his mind that was more important than our conversation.

by Snarkel December 3, 2011

Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.

(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...

by Viv283 March 5, 2012

jakear

Young Sexy Black Male. Who Fucks All The Thotties

Becky did you just see that Jakear

by Theblueboul December 8, 2014