Jake eccleston

a small or unusually tiney penis of the human descent

i heard he has a jake eccleston no girl will want him now

by skdlggvh November 28, 2011

Jake Gaze

A blank stare often accompanied with dead eyes and an open mouth. The bottom of the teeth are generally exposed. This trait is usually found in people who are socially awkward. The person performing the Jake Gaze cannot hear or see anything while in this state and will often come back into reality with a statement such as "What?" or "Huh?"

I was talking to Dave, but he wasn't listening, he was doing the Jake Gaze, as if there was something on his mind that was more important than our conversation.

by Snarkel December 3, 2011

Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.

(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...

by Viv283 March 5, 2012

jakear

Young Sexy Black Male. Who Fucks All The Thotties

Becky did you just see that Jakear

by Theblueboul December 8, 2014

Jake & John

The act of two men fucking each other in the ass simultaneously. Named after a mythical occurrence in which a "Street Pimp" aka the "John" puts his disco stick in the "Ginger Jamaican" aka "Jakes" poop-chute in which at the same time the inverse also happens.

Did you see those two doing "The Jake & John" at the party last night?

by The Real Duke March 23, 2016

Jake roast

When a Jake try's to make a roast but the roast makes no sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dude saying your mom is like a Jake roast.

by Ink won do December 30, 2016

Jake Walsh

Jake Walsh is an exemplary, mischievous, incredibly rich and inexplicably talented boy, who has been given the grace of God to show his affluence over his peers and superiors so elegantly. Jake is far beyond talented that he has ruined the careers and lives of men that have tried to achieve greatness over years of training and passion since their birth and can not achieve greatness far past their boy hood. who can anger you to the point of murderous intentions yet express talents and abilities which captivate and woo you into oblivion and ultimate solitude, (whiskey to... Vodka...)....
Jake is a boy who is given everything but has nothing. His emotions have been covered with money and pampering. But alas... His feet so white and wide and beautiful. So wide that they can cover the biggest straight man's face and make him a gay man in love of feet and the bottom... Jake Walsh's penis is 16 inches. A penis that can feel so deeply like OG Mudbone. And when he pulls out of your asshole as watches it gape. All he can do is stretch his face in pleasure agony as his cum rises from the bottom of his balls to the front of his shaft. You stare down the tip of the penis in which you sucked and hosted and accepted the torrent of fertile male dominance that will dominate your face. Jake. I love you. I hate you. And I always will.

Oh hey Jake Walsh here, the party can begin and the people who lust for him can hide away and die :)

by Theboywhodied July 24, 2017