A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021
Get the Hard-Boiled Hot Pocketmug. by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022
Get the Alabama hot pocketmug. "Damn girl is that a hot pocket?"
by cockandballssoyummy October 27, 2022
Get the Is that a hot pocket?mug. by Kozaka January 4, 2024
Get the Dry Socket Hot Pocketmug. A subject of conversation that causes intense and immediate anger (ie. Religion, Politics, Covid 19, etc), much like biting into a hot pocket. Also a play on “hot button topic”.
“Wearing a mask interferes with my freedoms and…”
“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
by Robin Hoodlum October 29, 2021
Get the Hot Pocket Topicmug. Just like a Alabama hot pocket, but you have to send a video of the act, to Jonas Wolffechel so that he feels inferior
by Erwien March 18, 2023
Get the Charlotte hot pocketmug. I can't wait until my Amazon Prime order of Grimmi-Logs arrives so that I may give myself an Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket
by FatFuckingPussy March 24, 2025
Get the Alagrimmba Hot-Pocketmug.