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hobasexual

A Hobasexual is someone who humps damn near everything in its path at one point or time in its life, when angry it has been known to throw dead babies at people which they steal from hospitals and science labs.
Look At Him Hes Such A Hobasexual.
Whats A Hobasexual?
by Trolldick January 9, 2008
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Hobosexual

A person who is only attracted to homeless men and this attraction distracts him/her from doing the most basic tasks with any skill whatsoever.
1: Hey Hoseph you're such a hobosexual
2: STFU n00b *proceeds to have sex with a hobo*
by raulgomez April 2, 2010
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hoboshack

A dive, a Hole in the Wall, a brick-and-mortar place that isn't quite clean and usually supplies greasy fried food.
Charlie's, on Interstate 30 and 820 in Fort Worth is a hoboshack, but the italian food there is ok.
by Kade December 6, 2004
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hobosnatch

When a shaved/waxed vagina begins to show regrowth, thusly resembling the unshaven, unkempt face of a hobo.
"I got a Brazilian wax four weeks ago but have decided to grow it out again, I'm currently rockin' a hobosnatch.
by beardanger March 12, 2014
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Hobosexual

An individual that is generally attractive, although for what ever reason is homeless, or dresses like a homeless person.

A majority of hipsters identify as this.
"did you see Jake today, he looks like a bloody tramp!"
"Nah mate, he's one of those hobosexuals."
by JakeMcReary June 5, 2016
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Hobosock

A sock you usually find in random public spaces (under bridges, park benches, or playgrounds) that was used as a condom by a bunch of homeless guys because they can’t afford real ones. The hobosock is usually available for free from goodwill.
Hey, what’s that under the park bench?

Dude, it’s a hobosock!!
Ugh, that’s nasty!

After Ella was done having sex with the hobo, she noticed he used a hobosock instead of a condom.
by Rekivile August 3, 2018
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Hobosexual

The act of having sex with someone for residential purposes.
That woman would still be single if he had somewhere to stay, that man is a hobosexual.
by Damoufmatician June 27, 2021
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