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hamperbating

To masturbate above your hamper to make clean up a fast and convenient task.
I was jerking off in the laundry room like I always do and my sister walked in and yelled(What Are you doing)?So I quickly cleaned up with her dirty sock and exclaimed (I’m Hamperbating)!!!!
by jerzboi September 10, 2018
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Hampeboi

A true hero who walks among us.

He's profficient in the rare fidonator techniques of the old gods.

He's a mysterious creature that often appears in small dog houses. People who says to have seen him often refer to him as a really wierd and ugly creature with the shape of a dog.

Also the older he gets, he develops more powers and evolves. For example if you feed a hampeboi cookies he will gain the ability to run really fast.

Sometimes people who's name is Hampus can be called this name to symbolise that they're a dog which often reffers to strong individuals. Even though the meaning of Hampeboi is great they often seem to get upset.
omg josh there's a hampeboi in the basement.

MOM! Hampeboi helped me reach silver 2!

Mr policeman, i identified a wild hampeboi today!

Today a Hampeboi saved Josh's cat!
by Yeetgodx September 24, 2018
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Hampuz

A dude that is popular by tha the ladies and gets late every day he wants. Also is popular!
"that dude Hampuz Stole me ladie
by Twenze WORD November 7, 2018
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Hampler

Last night was a fuckin hampler
by A suburban dude June 10, 2019
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hampcheever

When someone is absolutely necking or going to neck their food.
Donnie: That food looks good!
Darko: Darn right? I am going to absolutely hampcheever this.
by fraedo April 11, 2019
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Hamatashen

Jewish dixie-biscuits. A sweet Jewish cookie probably for festive occasions but BJ’s wholesale clubs sells them in bulk for other White people. Anyone can like these cookies in my opinion. Maybe it’s a religious thing?
Let me rub the sensation of the sensuality that the desire and flavor that these hamatashens give me.
by MyPersonalPezDispenser November 15, 2019
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Hamppster

*takes a quick hamppster in moms body wash*
by DADDY SKWOMP November 1, 2019
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