Guilbert

A guy who acts emo but it's not. He feels like he always messes up in every situation. Has a great taste in music,skinny, and partially athletic.Sometimes wanders off into the unknown.

No way is that Guilbert
Eww don't talk to him he's a loner

by VeryAccurateSmallPP March 30, 2022

guilbeau

the creator of zhode.

yo who made zhode
oh yeah thats guilbeau

by guilbeau May 12, 2022

Guilhermo

Big black sexy ass man who has the biggest dick of all!

Damn, you're such a Guilhermo!

by Guilhermo September 2, 2022

Guildford Nigga

The most gangsta dudes coming from Surrey, Usually will be seen wearing either a Roots tracksuit, Kappa, Ralph Lauren, Canada goose, any puffer and any thing with sweatpants with af1, Most of them are weed dealers or a sell fentanyl and cocaine and they always have a weapon on with them whether it be a Baton, powerful Mace, Machete or a Pistol. Guildford niggas ain’t to be fucked with they all are thugs and love to cause trouble and start beef and have no problem slumping any one. Point is don’t fuck around they are crazy!

John: Yo look at that dude he gave me a stare I didn’t like

Lance: Yo dude chill out he a guildford nigga he will fuck us up

John: Theirs 2 of us and one of him

Lance: everyone knows they carry weapons and won’t hesitate their psycho

by Machetekeeper September 21, 2022

Guilhemement

An adverb to describe someone who is an Npc or a situation that was very odd.

Nathan : "Can you give me the french homework"
Guilhem : "Natan, do you want a League of Legends Gift card as well?"
Nathan: "Wow that conversation was guilhemement."
Guilhem: *Text box appears*

by Taco fall September 23, 2022

Guila

a female prostitute, a whore with no male equivalent. The lowest form of disease-ridden whores.

Look at that Guila she is selling herself to child molesters.

by GuilagavemeHerpes October 3, 2022

Gilofti

The infamous Gilofti is a very daring maneuver that is most commonly used by Giga Virgins, Reddit Mods, and old men of the age 60+ who didn't get their daily foot picture. The gilofti (sometimes known as Jilofti ) happens when you take a giant, PULSATING shit on the palm of your hand, and then continue to rub said shit across the shaft of your dick to disguise it. This method was commonly used in Vietnam by U.S. soldiers to disguise themselves from enemies. However, it has fallen from its high position of grace and is now used by Mexicans when trying to cross the border.

I shit myself PULSATINGLY, then slapped it straight onto my genitals to experience my first Gilofti

by rection g hue December 29, 2022